December 30, 2011

Holy SHIP!!

I’m having a quick, New Years special at my store until Jan. 2nd.  ”What’s the special?” you ask?…it’s FREE SHITTING!…i mean SHIPPING! on your entire order!  Just use discount code: HolyShip & watch as your order magically appears at your house/apartment/cave/etc.. without paying for shipping! Neat-o! Head to my store & see if there’s anything you fancy to start off your 2012…
Have a Happy High-Fiving New Year!

December 22, 2011

Holiday Fear!

Here to help spread Holiday Fear...I mean CHEER is a quickly modified version of one of my 'Monster MugShots'!  I give you "Christmas Crowley".  Put it on a card & send it over to Grandma!
Hope you guys & gals have an awesome, safe Holiday!...& you will...if you STAY OUT OF THE DAMN SWAMP!
*The creator of Victor Crowley (Adam Green) himself has been spreading this image via Twitter, Facebook & on his website.  Coolio!

December 8, 2011

It's A SALE 13ig 13oys!!

The Holidays are here fools!  
Time to buy all kinds of crap, wrap it up with paper & love, put a bow on it, give it to people, watch the people tear apart your lovely wrapping & then high five those people! THAT order!
The first thing on that list can really add up, so I'm having a little sale over at my online store to save you a little moneys.
And this is exactly what I'm doing.......:

That's right!  13% OFF EVERYTHING!!  Why 13%, Cody?  Well, since it's my online store, & "Cyber Monday" was on November 26th...50% of 26 is 13! Makes perfect sense right?!...OH! AND I have thirteen fingers!! That's why! And not only will you get 13% off your ENTIRE order, but somewhere in your package will be a quick, FREE custom sketch from me.  That's right again...even if you buy only one of 'Those Weird Ones' trading cards, you'll also get a little sketch thrown in for FREE! If you buy my 'Oddities/Deformities' mini art book, you'll get a custom sketch inside the book for...wait for it.....FREE! Whatever you order you'll get an actual ink illustration done with my right hand that has 7 fingers on it!  YES! All you have to do is type in: 13FINGERS in the "Discount Code" box when completing your order & voila!...13% OFF your order AND a FREE sketch!!  FUN!  This SALE starts TOMORROW at 12:13PM CST on FRIDAY, Dec. 9th & ends at 12:13PM CST on TUESDAY, Dec....yep, y'got it...THIRTEENTH!!

Now that I'm done screaming my brains out like a crazy, car salesman, head over to my store & find something that will make you or someone else happy this Holiday.

And a little heads up about an event that I'm super excited to be a part of in late January.  My magical mastermind monster buddies at ARTSLAM! are throwing their SIX year anniversary show on Jan. 28th in San Antonio.  This is a GIGANTIC deal & to celebrate this milestone they're bringing in THREE amazing artists to celebrate with us: Alex Pardee, Skinner & L'Amour Supreme!  Yep...Maximus Erectus indeed!
I along with a few other artists will be flinging paint alongside these mofos ALL NIGHT that night & we want YOU to witness this!  It's still a ways off, but get your tickets NOW to guarantee a spot inside The White Rabbit while we melt your faces!!  More info coming soon...